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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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