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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏
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