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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡
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