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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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