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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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