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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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