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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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