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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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