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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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