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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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