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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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