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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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