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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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