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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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