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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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