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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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