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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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