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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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