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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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