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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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