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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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