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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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