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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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