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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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