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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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