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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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