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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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