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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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