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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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