Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.