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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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