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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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