Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.