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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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