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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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