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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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