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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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