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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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