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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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