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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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