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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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