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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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