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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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