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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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