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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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