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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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