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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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