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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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