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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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