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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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