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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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