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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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