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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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