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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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