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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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