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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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