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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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