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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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