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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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