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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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