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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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