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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Betty
had their beloved pet
parakeet 🦜
Squishy
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
a bear 🐻
a velociraptor 🦖
a rhinoceros 🦏
a wild boar 🐗
a hippo 🦛
a crocodile 🐊
a bull 🐮
a lion 🦁
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