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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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