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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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