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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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