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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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