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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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